See, I could've said "in the NEAR future,"
The Big Bang Theory Season 10, Episode 20
See, "in the NEAR future" is four,
"soon" is just one,
The Big Bang Theory Season 10, Episode 20
"In" one, "the" two,
"NEAR" three, "future" four.
The Big Bang Theory Season 10, Episode 20
Aye, princess,
but you won't be anywhere NEAR...
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because "in the NEAR future"
is three more words than "soon."
The Big Bang Theory Season 10, Episode 20